Momcat and Tomcat
were once strayed and homeless.
"It took awhile
Tomcat, but there's always a free lunch just around the
corner. Just remember Tomcat; don't let the humans know
we're smarter than they are. Keep your mouth shut or you'll
blow the gig."
ELECTRONIC IMPLANTS
Fortunately, I had electronic
implants put into the back of their necks. They thought I
put them there to locate them in the event of their being
kidnapped or if their built in GPS failed and they ended up
in the pound. Little did they know that these chips use
OnStar! I can find them, see what they're seeing, hear what
they're saying and yes, even read their minds. I did it
because I'm greedy! I was tired of their freeloading ways
so I'm cashin' in baby! I'm not ready to let them know that
I'm onto them just yet. This is too much fun.
SEND US MONEY
NOW!
If you own black and white cats. Send me a buck along with
your cat's thoughts and I'll post up to a hundred clean cut
words. The only rule is that your cat has a pen name and
uses clean language and that your cats are black and white
(no grey areas). I want the truth, and nothing but the
truth (or whatever it takes to tell your story.) I'm
especially interested in cool cats that hold political
office. They are very rare.
To send your story CLICK HERE!
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