MOMCAT'S MY MOTHER. SHE'S WAY COOL.
BORN FREE!
I was born in the wilds of Donner Park in Stanford Ranch,
Rocklin CA. There were big coyotes that have become smaller
as I have grown up. They used to try to eat us, but Mom
kept me safe. I'm a little clumsy, like to stay out late
and sometimes even pull an all niter. I don't always come
home right away. If Mike wanted me to come home everytime
he whistled for me, he should have named me Lassie! No, I'm
a tom cat. I like to explore the wild fields. I'm bigger
than my mom and chase her around. I know that's not very
nice, but she's too tempting. You see, I never got properly
weened since we still live together and she hisses at me a
lot. Sometimes, when I enter the house, she sniffs my nose
and under my tail, then lets me lick her head. (I'm a licky
cat) Then she just hisses at me. When I chase her, she
runs. I just can't help myself. She's the best mom ever.
SEND US
MONEY NOW!
If you own black and white cats. Send me a buck along with
your cat's thoughts and I'll post up to a hundred clean cut
words. The only rule is that your cat has a pen name and
uses clean language and that your cats are black and white
(no grey areas). I want the truth, and nothing but the
truth (or whatever it takes to tell your story.) I'm
especially interested in cool cats that hold political
office. They are very rare.
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